Stella, the Burmese Dog

Today I adapted the lyrics of “Taylor the Latte Boy” to describe a burmese mountain dog named Stella. I don’t even know Stella, it just happened that a friend of mine had told me about how much she loved Stella-the-burmese-mountain-dog, and the cadence seemed to fit. This was very fun to do, and may not be very enjoyable for me, but it’s probably not worth your time unless you love or at least enjoy Weird Al or Tom Lehrer or Allan Sherman or otherwise enjoy silly songs.

Anyway, lyrics after the jump:

There’s a dog that is burmese-mountain,
A burmese mountain super cuddler
She’s a super duper cuddler, because of many things

When I’m at the house where she lives, and I see her act so cuddly
Yes when I see her act so cuddly,
I could swear my heart grows wings!

So today upon the sofa,
I decided I should lie down,
yes I decided I should lie down
in case she’d join me on the couch

So today upon the sofa, when I saw her act so cuddly
I left space upon the sofa
And she wedged in next to me
Yes she wedged in on the sofa, and I saw it was a perfect fit

Ohoh Stella, the Burmese Dog
Bring me cuddles, bring me love
Ohoh Stella, the Burmese Dog
I love her, I love her, I love her

So I’d like to get my nerve up
to steal her from her owners
They will understand my stealing
Because they’ll know its love
So today in the late evening, I’ll be sneaking to the sofa
Through an alley and a window, in the basement of the house

And I’ll smoothly get my Stella, my burmese super-cuddler
But we’ll linger on that sofa, there for just that one last time
Yes I’ll smoothly get my stella, my burmese super-cuddler
And I know she’ll love me deeply, I know she already does
I’ll tell her that I love her, and I’ll look deeply into her eyes
And she’ll look back into my eyes, and woof she loves me too

Ohoh Stella, the Burmese Dog
Bring me cuddles, bring me love
Ohoh Stella, the Burmese Dog
I love her, I love her, I love her

I used to be the kind of girl
who’d run when love rushed toward her
But finally a voice whispered “Love can be yours,
if you sneak through the basement, and steal her.”

Ohoh Stella, the Burmese Dog
Bring me cuddles, bring me love
Ohoh Stella, the Burmese Dog
I love her, I love her, I love her

So many years my heart has waited,
Who have thought that love could be so intra-speciated
Stella, the Burmese Dog
I love her, I love her, I love her
I love her, I love her, I love her

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